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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Sick....

Long time never update my blog liao...

Simply no time to do so...

Right after the exhibition, I came back to office to train the new girl... Ermmmm.... more like woman... She's not my age gruop, and we do have a bit of age gap.

I do not have time for any email chit chats and no access to my pc for the longest time!!!

i will update more i promised... just let me finish what i have on hand first...

Brain freezed @

6:15 PM

Monday, April 9, 2007

Tired....

Having cold feet, tomorrow, Wed and Thur wun be in office... having exhibition at Suntec....

Brain dead........

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9:58 AM

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Didn't go the st james party... stuck in meeting... sux....

Next week i wun be in office!!! Going to help out at our exhibition booth in Suntec City... Stress....

I am see bei broke this month, but dunno why, I'm happy!!!!

:)

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9:55 AM

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Time is running out.

My last day in my company is on April 27th.

I will miss my colleagues, they are my pillar of strength.

I wish i could take them with me....

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4:45 PM

Monday, April 2, 2007

One of the posts on Dilbert's blog:

Oh Deer

Did you hear about the Wisconsin man who is charged with having sex with a dead deer that he found in a ditch?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html

His defense was that the deer was already dead, so it wasn’t technically an “animal” when the sex happened. The judge disagreed and ruled that a dead deer is still an animal.

This decision sets a dangerous precedent. By the judge’s reasoning, any guy who gets aroused while wearing leather pants has – in the strictest legal terms – his wiener in a cow.

The story doesn’t mention if the dead dear was male or female. That’s important because I want to know if the perpetrator was gay. Without that information, I don’t know how fascinated I should be.

And lord help me, I can’t stop wondering what specific kind of sex he had. Did he arrange the deer in missionary position – which is the way I prefer to imagine it – or was he just getting a little antler? Was he whispering sweet nothings, or was he having angry sex and yelling something along the lines of “I…TOLD…YOU…TO…STAY…OUT…OF…THE…ROAD!!!!”

The story doesn’t mention if the perpetrator tapped the deer where he found it in the ditch or if he dragged it home and put lipstick on it first. My guess is that he got busy right in the ditch, based on three facts:

1. Deer are heavy.

2. He got caught.

3. If a man is horny enough to fornicate with a dead deer, he’s probably too horny to wait until he gets it home.

I’m trying to picture the cop arriving on the scene. The deer-humper looks up from the ditch, sees the cop looking down at him, and asks himself this question: “Is there any point in stopping?” It seems to me that the legal punishment for man-on-deer sex would be exactly the same whether you finish or not. I picture him holding up two fingers and saying to the cop, “Just two minutes. Almost done.”

The cop wouldn’t mind waiting. He’d be busy covering his entire body and the back seat of his cruiser with plastic gloves before he handcuffed the guy.

I also wonder what the cop was thinking. If I were the cop, I’d be worrying that this would be the exact time I had a coincidental heart attack, rolled into the ditch, and became part of this guy’s threesome. This is why people like me do not become cops. I worry about all the wrong things.

Some people might say this was a victimless crime, but I think that depends on whether the perpetrator has recently broken up with a girlfriend. If so, I would say she’s not too happy about this development. It’s one thing to lose your guy to a cheerleader, but it really has to sting when you lose your guy to road kill. How did he break it to her? “It’s not you, baby, it’s me…and a carcass I noticed on route 9.”

Anyway, the moral of this story – and there is one – is that if you ever see a dead deer in a ditch, and you are aroused by it, your best strategy is to pass the buck.

Or get a windowless van.

Super funny lar, Scott Adam's the best.

Brain freezed @

5:42 PM

I usually don't blog on weekends, because:

1. No time
2. No internet access.

I usually spend my weekends over at my in-law's place to take care of Lincoln, but I stayed there on Friday as well, cos Lincoln has a eye check up at KK on Friday.

His eyes are so far so good. ;)

Saturday, all Kelvin's aunts came over to stay overnight, and they were a havoc bunch!!

I helped Bao Aunt to mix her henna dye... See bei yucky, smells like rotten veg... somemore added egg white for extra protein, and i breathed through my mouth the entire process..

Played Mahjong, lost $100...

Went over to the neighbour's place for mani and pedi. Auntie Irene operates an in house mani and pedi service, full pedi + mani + nail art (hand-drawn) @ only $30.00!! ($25.00 if you dun wanna exfoliate your dead skin cells at the sole of your feet).

Ok, when it's only $30, you dun expect high class leather arm chair for you to relax and OPI nail colours... Auntie Irene uses all kinds of brands, from those bought in mama shops, to REVLON nail colors to ZA nail colours...

Auntie Bao opted for REVLON nail colour, while i used cheap colour on my toes and my own MAVALA nail polish on fingernails.

The results? Nice, cheap and affordable.

I went to PINC for a normal pedi and it costs $33.00 bucks, dual colour $43.00!!! No doubt who im looking for for my regular mani and pedi liao. PINC charges $3.00 per nail for nail art, so imagine what a steal i'm getting from Auntie Irene. And she says she charges cheaper because nail polishes will only stay for maximum 3 weeks, no point spend so much money on something that will dissolve in the cotton pad sooner or later.

I totally agreed.

This Wed I'll be going for an event with cat at St James, so my nails are pretty enough....

Lincoln is getting more cute each day.. :) Love his smile and his 2 little baby teeth at the botton of his gums!!! They are coming out already and he is drooling quite a bit!! His T shirt will get all wet and we have to change him frequently... He loves it when his daddy uses his stubble to nuzzle his darling's neck and he will squeal with laughter and duck his head here and there to avoid the tickles.

Lincoln woke up at 2am for milk and stays awake till 5 plus!!! *Fainz*

But I can't wait to see him again...he's like my drug... I'm completely under his charm....

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9:12 AM